What’s Worn Under the Kilt?
Uh yes…. The eventual question. The question everyone wants to know the answer to but some are too shy to ask.
There are many different ways to answer this question. My step-father, who was a Highland from Dunoon, Scotland when asked “What’s worn under the kilt?” would respond “Nothing, it’s all in perfect working order”. That’s a pretty clever answer to a question that is quite delicate.
For every bagpiper or Scotsman it really comes down to a preference. Some things entering the debate on whether to or not to are:
- Am I a strict traditionalist? Should I go as the lads did in the movie Braveheart due to some allegiance to practices of a bygone era? This is probably more likely than most people think as we are playing tunes that were written centuries ago…
- Weather. It is hot, humid or chilly out. You can figure out the implications of this debate. Or is it windy? Wind can be very revealing. Haha.
- Are there any ladders or stairs to be climbed during the outing? I know in one instance I had to climb up into the pilot’s area at the top of a boat and the ladder were pretty much vertical. Lucky I was prepared. 😉
- Wool. Is it itchy? It can be. The comfort factor might weigh in on this one.
- Health implications. Years ago I read somewhere that briefs were bad for men. So it might be for health that a man goes without.
I know I’ve faced this question many times. Most men are too embarrassed to ask so the majority of the time I am asked by women. And I’m more often asked on St. Patrick’s Day than at any other time of the year. I guess green beer emboldens even the most timid souls. I usually refrain from answering or if I do I tell them you’re going to have to ask my wife…. 🙂